schrodinger's catch

Also played as: postmalone pat (ELO angel), postmalone pat!, posty pat urself on the backman, postmalone pat, Davewash You A Merry Xmas, Davewasher Returns, Teflon Dave, Davewasher, The Nervous Chuckler, Nervous Chuckler, davewashermalone, cheeky bloightah, Smurfbuster, Davewasher (cable dying, beware), Davewasher (controller is 8yo), Davewasher (2/3 blind, 1/3 deaf), Davewasher [7/10], Davewasher (passing is fun), preflip enjoyer, Usually passing, Tremendously quick, @nnoying, @, @Peace (itching to prejump), @Peace, @Peace (dear god just pass), @Peace (always passing), @Peace (no mic), Sticks, Good luck! Have Fun!, down to play fast, Not toxic, just mildly autistic, Not toxic, just ADHD, Mechatronic Man, if ur name is "#1 Victory Royale, kind of autistic, Embiggened Biblically by imbibin, Chemically Calibrated, hacked and stoned, *boss fight music*, Giorno's Theme (3:42), tallest man OCE, go on then, selling one 3d printed gf, Attention Surplus Disorder, ASMR_burplover69, Suspiciously sticky date, Washing machine hamster wheel, B(ra)in Juice, No Flicks for Rook, Please don't cheat on my kickoff, Ugly Plays"!, Ugly Plays, One week from retirement, Ruckin Fusty, Hardcore Carkour, Player 1, Player 3, Player 6, Splooge McDuck, o, will work 4 hoops matches, have you seen my packets?, Nyet-Flix, getting too old for this, Nyet-FliXmas, Carson, Player 4, Player 2, Rusty Parsnip, Rusty, Carate, Car-Fu, Chipper, Boomer, PL@T, P@ (new cam settings bear w/ me), P@, Post-Malone P@, Postie, Posty-Toxicity Stress Disorder, Postmalone Pat, Post-postmalone Pat, Tilton Fried-man, Sad Bernie

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Appears in 1450 replay(s)

Stats from these replays:

1800 Goal(s), 846 Assist(s), 2187 Save(s), 8217 Shot(s), 1028 Demo(s)

Main cars:

• Octane 61.45%
• Fennec 28.00%
• Dominus 7.17%

Frequently plays with:

• L. Presidente 97
• cr4zu 39
• Alterra 25
• Queer Foxxo 21
• Pyete 10
• reevesy_1 10
• MmmMitzi 10