The Real Sam Adams

Also played as: A Case of the Mondays, Hot n Sloppy, Power Load, Whistling Brown Eye, Shunderplummer, Obi Wan Jabroni, Captain Shank n Wank, Happy Ham Slapper, Dont you wish you, goatmeal ***** pie, Just Jam it in my Mouth, Fapmaster6000, I'm Thick Rick, Obi wan Jabroni, Danglin Dinger, Buckmaster Henry, Luv me some Cameljoe, Cream-filled Honut, Dingleberry Terry, Don't flingy your dingy, Beany McSteemy, Jolly Green Wanka, Freaky Fiddler, Granpapi Chulo, The Great Flatulino, Slippy Slappy Swanson Sampsonite, Hoosker Maybes, A Succulent Salchicha

Appears in 118 replay(s)

Stats from these replays:

113 Goal(s), 49 Assist(s), 130 Save(s), 1963 Shot(s), 139 Demo(s)

Main cars:

• Ice Charger 42.37%
• Takumi 17.80%
• Breakout 8.47%
• Vulcan 5.93%
• Marauder 5.08%