Glucose Guardian

Also played as: Goonmaxing, Osama Zynn Ladin, NerdNextDoor, Sauced at 6:30, Throat Goat, TheMingStrikesBack, CreamCrusader, ShadowJacker, Glizzy Hard Like Arithmetic, Literally Dog Water, Skim Milk Sippin', Poop Diddy Skoop Whoop, Kanye2020, Yung Short, Sexual Freedom for All, Drift King, Soap and Water, Skim Milk Chuggin', .tv/NerdNextDoor, butthole

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Appears in 125 replay(s)

Stats from these replays:

125 Goal(s), 85 Assist(s), 143 Save(s), 360 Shot(s), 105 Demo(s)

Main cars:

• Octane 72.00%
• Dominus 17.60%
• Fennec 9.60%

Frequently plays with:

• Zyndiana Jones 81
• MelodiousPyro 69
• Oprah Zynfrey 10