B4st4rdSonofOneThousandWh0res

Also played as: Mocking the Philanthropist, Putrefaction, BAC>0.00, ?, kvult black metal demos, nothing'sheavierthantheTish, Mazzatello, Drilling for Brains, andtheycastratedhimwithamachete, Once Upon the Hot Cross Buns, Sir Benton of Glen, Klosterfuch, andbesides,thedeadwon'tbotheryou, Johnny Sins M.D., A shit box Peterbilt, It's toasted, American Spirit Non-Filter, asymmetry, anunconscionablyloudjakebrake, fern, broken controller, imbibing cheap vodka, but if it was equipped..., a surprisingly moist cow, diminished, rum, leibniz=religious kook(drunk), drinking, tequila time, lowhoursANDdrinkingwhew., To the Depths, in Degradation, Emaciated Holy Figure, drunk (drinking), drunk, LF hot blondes (drunk), drunk but trying, Oops!, troll., 4v4 main, Close one!, sleep deprived AND drinking, mostly, Drunk, Immortal Cessation, not entirely sober, Ambrosia, Axiological Asymmetry, Monke, Trifixion, Colostomy Bag Shower, Grotesque Whiffing, mummified in dog water, molest me daddy, no sleep no depth perception, ., coitus, troll, DoNotGod, A wee bit drunk, MTD., Days Without Trolling (0), Lagging!, Lagging! Wow!, Bumping!, Non-sober vibing, SuicidalChainsmokingAlcoholic, Bad, Non Sober, Haunting Ape Noises(very drunk), Drunk *******, Drunkandconsequentlyplayingbad, Kinda drunk tbh, Ewww that's gross, Festering Vomitous Mass, Imagine Being Sober, IlliterateSleepDeprivedAlcoholic, Carry Me I'm Drunk, Holy Cow!, "Kind Of" Drunk, Kris... more like MISS, Massive, IWouldBeFasterButI'mDrunk, Adolf Satan, Iain'tgaybutthat'salottamoney!, Kinky Grandma, Drunk But Trying, ISnuckARetardIntoASpermBank, OPEN!, Unreal, Dave, Urethra Franklin, Lagging Is Fun, Bruh, Falling Asleep, Biggus Chungus, Anyone Got A Sloth?, :(, Philip H. Reset (monitor off), I'm Lagging!

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Appears in 1078 replay(s)

Stats from these replays:

611 Goal(s), 393 Assist(s), 1089 Save(s), 2224 Shot(s), 362 Demo(s)

Main cars:

• Fennec 47.87%
• Octane 39.70%
• Dominus 5.38%

Frequently plays with:

• THE Hugh Hefner 32